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[reneger]

if you're hiding from stark, i'll need to give you the safer safehouse
he bought himself a highrise apartment complex in nyc

[deadthenred]

[ Tony did say his space was fancy. ]

Where's he getting the money?

[reneger]

tony stark's sex toy corporation

[deadthenred]

Are you joking?

[reneger]

no
almost wish i was

[deadthenred]

We should kill him.

[reneger]

and take his stuff

[deadthenred]

Obviously.

[reneger]

my new double is fun
less cute than the one we had back in na for a while
less fucked than the last one we had too

[deadthenred]

Any sign of other mes?

[reneger]

he was around before but not anymore

[deadthenred]

Huh.

[reneger]

you're not the first, but you are the only bucky left

[deadthenred]

Don't know if that's better or worse than having a double that's less fucked than the old one.

[reneger]

better
this one decided to overtake some of central city's finest gangs and become a crime lord

( can you imagine having your thing stolen by yourself, bucky. it's terrible. )

[deadthenred]

I see where you get it from.

[reneger]

he's younger
junior's taking my job from me

[deadthenred]

So he's what, 19?

[ Jason, you are also a baby. ]

[reneger]

21

( excuse you, grandpa. )

[deadthenred]

There you go, making me feel old

[reneger]

i can't help you being ancient

[deadthenred]

Next time we flip universes, we should also go back to 1942.

[reneger]

no thanks

[deadthenred]

You could punch a lot of Nazis
And the music's a lot better.

[reneger]

punching nazis is your thing
mine is punching asshole gangsters